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How is snow whitePretty good according to from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
How is snow white? -Pretty good, according to the 7 dwarfs

Why did the Aggie take a golf from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him? -To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

How is a hailstone like an onionThey from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
How is a hailstone like an onion? -They are both whitish and have layers

Why do tornadoes move so erraticallyThey are from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
Why do tornadoes move so erratically? -They are dizzy

What type of music do lightning bolts from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
What type of music do lightning bolts listen to? -Rock and Roll

How easy is it for wind gusts from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other? -It is a breeze

Why cant meteorologists forecast the weatherThey are from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
Why can't meteorologists forecast the weather? -They are too busy studying comets and meteors

Where is a tornado put in jail from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished? -In a high pressure cell

Why did the tornado get arrestedFor speeding from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
Why did the tornado get arrested? -For speeding, theft, vandalism, assault and murder

A weather intern walks into a bar from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
A weather intern walks into a bar and asks for a Cold Draft. Suddenly the bar door swings open and gusty cool air fills up the bar. After drinking his Draft things seem to get back to normal. The guy then orders a Thunderclap on ice. Suddenly the roof gets pelted with hail stones and an intense lightning flash and thunderous explosion rock the bar. After drinking his Thunderclap things seem to once again get back to normal. Feeling rather good at this point he asks for a third drink- ordering a Tornado on the rocks. This time the bar is not only pelted with even larger hail stones but ferocious winds rip the door off its hinges, shake the bar violently and break every window. Feeling extra good and cocky at this point he then orders an extra large and extra strong Hurricane. The bartender after this request looks up at the guy perplexed and says, "Sorry fella, we have no Hurricanes in Kansas".

In the summer desert heat what did from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
In the summer desert heat, what did a dust devil say to the over-talkative dust devil? -You are really blowing a lot of hot air

What do clouds want to be when from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
What do clouds want to be when they grow up? -Thunderstorms

Where do wind gusts go to on from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
Where do wind gusts go to on dates? -To Chicago

The US has only three hurricane warning from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
The U.S. has only three hurricane warning centers - Coral Gables, FL, Guam, and Honolulu, HI (recently completed). All three have faced Category 4 hurricanes in the past month. Which only goes to show: If you build it, they will come!

I really dont understand why the federal from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
I really don't understand why the federal government was so slow to send aid to the areas hit by Hurricane Andrew. After all, both Florida and Louisiana have oil.

It was so hot today I saw from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
It was so hot today I saw a robin picking earthworms out of the ground with a pair of tongs.

What happens when the fog lifts in from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
What happens when the fog lifts in California? UCLA.

How to predict weather in Seattle If from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
How to predict weather in Seattle: If you can see Mt Ranier, it's going to rain. If not, it already is.

First cave man to nd cave man from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
First cave man to 2nd cave man: "I don't care what you say. We never had such unusual weather before they started using bows and arrows."

Nate Hey whats the weather like out from Flashcomment Weather jokes Jokes
Nate: "Hey, what's the weather like out there?" Kate: "I don't know. I'll tell you when it clears."